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(The Swoggle) A Concord, North Carolina man took to his local Fox news affiliate to express “the greatest joy of his life” after a Saturday night get together with neighbors.  Jeff Green, 47, felt the need to contact the local news affiliate after he experienced the best night in recent memory.

According to Green, he was outside frustrated that his garage shelving project didn’t meet the expectations of his wife.  At which point local neighbor Mark Gomez on impulse invited Green over to his porch for a Bud Light later that evening.  What transpired was purely magical according to Green.  Green showed up right on time and claimed to have “crushed” three Bud Light cans until around 9:30PM that evening.  “I just had the most amazing time sitting outside having a couple beers with my neighbor.  I haven’t been allowed to do that in nearly 7 years”, claimed Green.

When asked why Green didn’t continue hanging out later into the night, he said that an abrupt text from his wife telling him that he was tired and needed to come home right away put an end to the “night of his life”.

Since that evening Green has been settling back into his normal life of moving things around the garage, putting random chemicals on his lawn and generally staying outside and lookink busy in the eyes of his loving wife.

“I hope to get that same chance to have another couple beers again with anyone.  If it happens within the next seven years, that would be incredible!”, exclaimed Green.

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