Trump Encourages All Prostitutes and Strippers to Donate Covid-19 Plasma

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(The Swoggle) Washington, D.C. – United States President Donald Trump in a press briefing yesterday encouraged all woman who worked as strippers and prostitutes to come forward and donate plasma to Covid-19 patients in dire need of treatment.

“Strippers and prostitutes are the demographic that we need the most right now in this critical moment in our country’s history.  Never have we needed them more”, claimed Mr. Trump.

Trump’s theory is that this group of women had the most physical contact with the greatest number of people over the past 3-4 months.  The U.S. president is calling all of them to come forward who have had any corona virus symptoms since the outbreak starting spreading in early February.

Sex workers and strippers are all encouraged to contact their local health department to obtain an antibodies test as soon as possible.  Those who donate plasma will be considered as eligible to receive unemployment benefits as well, creating additional incentive for those to come forward.

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